I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR. Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE? HIS LAST BATTLE. Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED? AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE? LIQUID. […]
In The Wisdom Of Solomon
Two women in a bus fighting bitterly over the last available seat. The conductor had already tried unsuccessfully to intervene when the bus driver shouted to the conductor, “Let the ugly one take the seat” Both women stood for the rest of the journey Argument done! […]
New Senior’s Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass
1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? […]
The dog outside the bar …
John goes into a bar to have himself a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked,” Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?” John said it was his. “Your dog seems to be in heat” the officer said. John replied, “No way… She’s cool ’cause she’s tied up […]